Odds and Ends

Here are just a few odd thoughts that I have already discussed with several other people and just thought that I would share with blog land. January is the worst month of the year. The days drag and are so slow. I swear it has been January for 3 months already. Stephanie, her entire family and my cousin Stacee agree with me. Another thing, I have not even been broken up with BF for an entire month yet and it seems like it has been years. That probably plays into the whole January lasts forever bit. Third, I love people that compliment instead of critique. Its so nice when you see someone and you know you look like you just rolled out of a bed filled with horrid things and they tell you that your hair looks amazing, instead of maybe you should do your hair more often, for yourself and for everyone else. Yesterday Steph and I gave blood. I passed out, she threw up. One thing I don't like about that is that its not like we can ask for pity from anyone because of this, I mean we did do it voluntarily and we got lots of cookies, pretzels, and juice. Anyway, we decided a couple things, one giving blood on a whim, when you haven't had enough to drink or eat all day is probably not the best time to do it, and 2 the dad man in twilight is a doctor, why not every once in a while steal some human blood from the blood bank? If I were a vampire, which I desperately wish I were, that is exactly what I would do. Instead of ambushing armored trucks, I would ambush vans that are leaving blood drives. Even with the passing out, if there were vampires in this world, I would donate some of my blood for them. Especially if they all are as handsome as they are in the movie. Those are just some thoughts I have had lately, like in the last 10 minutes it took to write this post.

The Devil's Eyes are Blue

The longer I do this nanny thing, the more I am convinced that children are evil. Alex, the 4 year old I watch, could possibly be the son of the devil or a nephew of the devil. Today he was trying to get on the computer to play some game that I hate and so I tell him no and that he needs to go outside or go play toys or something else but he may not play on the computer. He ignores me and continues to play on the computer. So I say again Alex get off the computer. He looks at me with his huge blue eyes that are still too big for his head and I almost cried out in fear. I swear I was looking at the devil himself. His look screamed this is war and I could literally feel the fire arrows burning my skin. From then on my day has been hell. He has been screaming and crying all day long. I have never in my life been this tempted to put a child in the dryer and start it. Heaven help me.

Chillin'

This weekend Steph and I crashed a wedding reception for my bosses little sister where we tried to avoid people our age and only play with the little kids and held babies. Well I did, Steph held them for a little while and then felt weird. She has a little phobia with babies and some days I don't blame her, they can be real weird. After that we watched Sydney White and LOVED it. We love Amanda Bynes. The rest of the weekend we just chilled, literally because our house is freezing and only one step above being homeless. One on my favorite chill laxin clothes is a grey jacket that ties and looks an awful lot like a robe. When I wear it and there are people around I encourage them to call me Hugh, as in Hugh Hefner. I love love love my grey jacket. Also I have found a new love for fun colored make up, a stage that I should have gone through ages ago but I am going through now. I now own bright yellow, orange, blue, and green eye shadow and gold, metallic green, and purple eyeliner. It has been real fun and I have been given a lot of good looks from admirers, or looks that say she must be crazy but I highly doubt that. Who doesn't love metallic green eyeliner?

Finally Friday

Hooray its finally Friday! Is is just me or did this week last for 2 months? I am so happy that its Friday I want to sing part of this song and I can't remember most of the words or who sings it in real life. I just know its some old guy with a raspy voice and I hear it on the country radio station every Wednesday. So here it goes. Its finally Friday somethin somethin I got my motor runnin for a wild weekend, finally Friday and that is all that I can remember. Happy Friday Everyone!!!

Perfect

I love Katy Perry. I love this music video. I feel that this describes a certain ex- BF perfectly and it made me laugh long time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X75mry1LcFg

OUCH

Yesterday, after work, I was cold. Steph mentioned that she wanted to hit up a tanning joint I thought what an awesome way to get warm and brown. So I joined her. She is very brave and decided to jump right in and go for 17 minutes. I thought to myself I am darker than she is 17 minutes is going to kill her, but will have little ill effect on me. I'll go for 17, Thank you. I get in the tanning bed and oh my, so warm. I just go ahead and get real comfortable and throw my arms above my head and fall asleep. It turns off and I put my arms down and I am still so warm. Steph and I then decide to go grocery shopping. Half way into our expedition I think wow this shirt is really rubbing on my armpits. By the time we get home I was in serious pain and had to change me shirt. I then realize I have burnt armpits. I am not always very smart. And this morning I put my jeans on and felt more pain. My little bum cheeks, at the bottom where my underwear just doesn't quite cover, are burned to a bright red lobster crisp. I had to wear a skirt today just so I could have a nice soft slip touching my sore bum instead of jeans. Hahaha I love being warm.

I'm Dreaming of a Warm Hawaii

For spring break I hope to find myself in Hawaii. Steph and I and our friend Elizabeth and possibly our friend Ethan are really hoping we can find some cheap airfare. Ethan's mom lives in Hawaii so we would be able to stay with them, if all works out. Since Steph brought up the idea, it is the only thing I can think about. It has been like almost two years since the last time I was there. I just can't handle being gone that long. I need a warm sun and a warm ocean. California is just too cold. I NEED HAWAII. I am crossing all my major organs that airfare keeps going down like it has been. I am hoping for 300 ish roundtrip, right now its at 473 ish. I'm not asking for the moon here.