Finally

Finally January is over! That is all I can think about. I think that this month will be bomb diggity. My half birthday is on Friday! Woot Woot! I plan on going to see HJNTITY, He's just not that into you. Man oh man I can not wait. Hooray for living to be 22 and one half.

LOVES

I LOVE today. This has been the best Saturday that I have had in a long long time. The weather is so fantastic I walked up to a duck pond by my house and fed the ducks. Frosted Flakes cause that is all that I had and it turns out ducks love frosted flakes. And one of the ducks tried to eat my foot. Last night I had a fun night watching the movie Vantage point with Steph and Ethan. After the movie, we watched my boyfriend Clinton Kelly, sell his clothing line on QVC. That is right folks we stayed up to watch Clinton on QVC. I love him, he is so cute and sassy and funny and not even gay at all. I am not obsessed either just in love. I also love going to walmart and only buying a box of matches cause I can't remember what I went to get and still can't. Ha oh well this day is freaking awesome.

Revenge

HOORAY! Its finally Friday and finally the end of January! The awful month that lasted 2 years. Everything I do this weekend will be in celebration of this joyous months end. I have just been in the best everything is fun, suck on that mood lately. I have been finding little ways to get revenge. I use ex-BF's smiths value card when I grocery shop to get discounts, well the other day I used it to get a discount on my gas. Hahaha I don't feel bad about it though because I helped him earn the points and I just feel so avenged inside for doing it, not to mention I bust out laughing every time I think about it. Also this song fills me with attitude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kju9VU2B7Bk, and makes me think of how he has to walk past me in the halls at church and I choose to ignore his existence. I know its wrong to seek revenge, but when I think of all the times he was purposefully mean to me, and all the mean things he said and did I just don't care. I find great joy lately in the chances I get my revenge. I love today.

Just some Happenings

Steph and I have been targeted. The world is throwing all of its bad luck at us. Last week it was me, this week Steph gets it all. I feel terrible, someone hacked into her email account and messed everything up. They also erased her blog and deactivated her facebook. Her blog was her sort of journal just as my blog is sort of mine. Whoever it was erased like three hundred journal entries/blog posts. I swear we are being targeted and I feel bad that Steph has the stress of putting it all back together on top of everything else she has in her life. This morning, at 2, I was woken up by girly pains and now I am tired because of it. I do not mean for this to be a complainer post, I am just trying to be informative. Because really aside from the tiredness, cramps, and pity I feel for Steph, I feel fine and normal today and I am not sitting in a pool of self pity. What a boring post, sorry the tiredness is making it hard to be funny.

My Hearts True Desire

I want an Afro. I do not remember if I have ever mentioned this before but I desperately want a big fabulous fro. Sometimes this desire drives me to do things that any sane person would never do. Like this morning I spent an hour crimping and ratting my hair and I only wish that is was bigger, crimpier, and fro-ier. I have been told by some that it is not a good look for me, and the looks I have gotten today have been mixed. All in all I think I will try to fro my hair more often. This weekend was fabulous for me, I did absolutely nothing and it has caused me to be in the best mood that I have been in for a long while. I was well pleased with the results of Miss America and the amount of sleep I got. OH yeah some guy asked for my number at church yesterday. Unreal. His head barely came to my shoulder. Sorry I am just not interested in men that I would literally have to bend over to kiss or in men that ask for numbers at church.

Frownie Face

I feel real picked on lately. I don't mean to write a downer post but seriously the entire universe is against me. First, I spend a good 4 hours cleaning my bosses house and the next day at work the first thing they talk to me about is how they would like the house to be cleaner. And that the kids are old enough that they require less attention from me and so I should focus more attention on the house. The whole time I'm sitting there thinking Did you go upstairs, did you see what I did yesterday? Give me a break. Then today my arm starts hurting and I am like ouch. It hurts from the spot they put the needle in when I donated my blood all the way up to my shoulder. I can feel my vein hurting. Also it looks like I will be watching the pageant by myself as Steph got herself a date and so the party has been cancelled. I am so grumpy and irritable lately, almost every person in the world is making me so so annoyed. Last Sunday ex BF text me and asked if we could talk, I said yeah Whatever and I have not heard from him since, and I am not actually that annoyed at that cause I don't really want to see him. Actually yes I am, I find it extremely annoying that he would bring it up and then never get back to me. Whatever, he is totally at the tip top of my shit list, followed closely by almost everyone else in my life. I could really use some beach somewhere and a hunky hunk that doesn't talk or do anything but bring me fruity drinks and ice cream. Channing Tatum that's what I need, I figured out what I am doing tonight, Channing Tatum marathon.

Miss America

Steph and I are having a Miss America party, Saturday night at 6. Anyone in St. George for the night is totally invited. We haven't worked out all the details yet but as stated on Steph's blog, you'll probably want a pair of heels. Hooray for girly things!