P A R T Y cause I Got to

I LOVE HALLOWEEN! Tonight I am going to a PARTY with BF at one of his co workers house and I am uber excited. It will be the premiere of my fabulous costume that I made all by myself. One time BF sang that song to me when we were camping cause he was a lazy bum and wouldn't get out of tent and I was outside reading Are you there vodka? Its me Chelsea. So I was sitting outside reading and I hear the beautiful song "All by myself, Don't want to be all by myself" coming from the tent and I just laughed right out loud at how weird my BF is. Anyway so tonight I will look smokin hot as Audrey Hepburne as Holly Golightly. And then tomorrow, Halloween Day! I am going to look smokin hot at our friends Lori and Michelle's halloween party and there I will hopefully win the costume contest prize and I will have a kick A time hanging out with STeph and Ethan. BF has to work early saturday and will have to go to bed early friday so he misses out on the H-Day fun so its nice to have a party to attend tonight so he too can have some H-Day fun. Do not worry all, you will get to see my wonderful costume when I post the pictures on this blog post H-Da fun. Then saturday will be awesome and full of rehearsing for the ward talent show in which I will be performing a belly dance routine and I will be playing Scary Spice with my four other Spicy friends. What a wonderful life I have. Oh I almost forgot. Today I am wearing candy corn leggings:)

Disgusting

The kids that I nanny caught a catipillar and put it in a water bottle. I, not knowing what it was picked it up and started shaking it. I thought hmm looks like someone put vodka in a water bottle and forgot to eat the worm. Haha I'm funny is what I thought next. I then figured out it was a catepillar the kids had caught and I put it down thinking it was dead. I mean it was just rolling around in the bottle when I was shaking it. I thought man that is so gross remember to have Kenna throw that out when she gets home. I go back to playing on the computer and a few minutes later I look over and the disgusting thing is trying to climg up the wall of the bottle. Eww gross and now it is just watching me type this. Bugs are gross. On a funnier note, last week Alex couldn't find a toy dinosaur he calls Rexie. He had lost it monday night and on tuesday was so sadd that he couldn't find it and then of course by wednesday it was forgotten about, by him and by me. Well on Friday, I was wiping down the table and I picked up a vase they have in the middle of their table. I look inside and guess who was in there. Thats right Rexie was. It is probably funnier to me because well its my life. It is a funny thing though I mean my BFF and E laughed about it so it can't be that dull. Kids are weird.

Its Official

Its official folks, I am the Enrichment Queen. So many girls showed up to our enrichment activity and it lasted like two hours wich is way good, and everyone had such a great time. I am so pleased and I feel like I really am well on my way to becoming relief society general president. I only hope next month will be just as awesome. I also made my dress this weekend and its not quite finished all the way but just an hour or so more of working on it and it should be good as gold and I will be one step closer to winning the costume prize. I will post pictures as soon as I can. BF took me to a show called Thriller on friday night out at Tuachann and it was so awesome. Its put on by some dance comapny. I have never wanted to be a zombie or a skeleton so bad in my life. I had no idea the living dead could dance so well. Then on saturday night we went to a thing called ghost tours. Its put on by the St. George community theater company and you walk to different stations and actors tell you ghost stories. And then at the end BF bought me a caramel popcorn ball that was most delicious. I love halloween so much and I can not be any more full of the halloween spirit. Now i am going to google where to find a zombie so I can become one. And maybe I'll see if there is some kind of computer program that lets me upload my picture and then see how rotting flesh will look on me. And I'll need to find where their dance studio is and get to practicing. I wouldn't dare become a member of the living dead not knowing how to rock out to Micheal Jacksons Thriller.

Enrichment Queen

Well maybe I will be enrichment queen. Tonight is the first enrichment that I will consider an official enrichment that I lead with the help of Stephanie. We planned for us to decorate cupcakes all spooky like and have some good old halloween fun. I hope it goes well because last enrichment we planned no one came but I blame it on the fact that it was not well advertized. Also tonight is the last night of my belly dancing class. So sad now I have to decide how much I love it and if I want it to be a regular part of my life as well as the extra 85 dollars every 8 weeks. I am going to do a performance for our ward talent show and I think I will use my fans reactions as something to base my decision on. Oh and I have decided to be Audrey Hepburne in the opening credits of Breakfast at Tiffany's, when she is wearing that fabulous dress and looking so good, for halloween. The problem is I can't find a dress that is fabulous enough and so I am going to attempt to sew one and we will just see how it goes. If it goes well I plan on sewing my own clothes from now on just like back in the day. I'll keep you posted. And cross your fingers that I will win the best costume prize at the halloween party I will be attending.

My BFF and E

Today I would like to talk about my Best Friend Forever and Ever/ Sister Wife, but first a run down of my weekend. I totally had a cold and laid around all day on saturday except for the short run that was actually a walk cause I was totally dizzy and couldn't run to save my life. I loved it. I learned how to decorate a house and backyard with lots of HGTV watching and I learned how to solve a crime or committ the perfect murder, I haven't decided which way I want to take that yet, with lots of CSI watching. I also watched a lot of What Not to Wear and I have recruited my BFF and E to nominate me to be on that show. And I watched the Boston Red Sox games only cause BF wanted me and I think I had at least a normal I'm just hanging out watching the baseball game attitude, which I thought would qualify me for Best GF of the Year award but BF totally did not appreciate it or at least did not make know his appreciation of it and I haven't even said anything about his not making known his appreciation of it. Two things I deserve to be nominated GF of the Year for. Now to my BFF and E/Sister Wife. We call each other Sister Wives cause we don't want to be married to the same husband but we would like it if we could be sister wives and live together always. Stephanie Rose Bracken, we met in August 2005 when we moved into the same house togther. We bonded over our hatred of another roommate and we have been best friends ever since. We currently share a two bedroom apartment and really love just having the two of us in our home. We do a lot of fun things together. Among my favorite activities that we do is watching CSI:Miami all sunday afternoon and complaining about the other people in our lives. This past week Steph was in San Diego for a marine biology field trip and yesterday afternoon it was such a joy to listen to her complain about everything she hated about the trip. I just love Stephanie because we laugh at everything. And she is the reason I may never get married, I never have as much fun with anyone else. No offense BF. Stephanie you are my BFF and E/Sister Wife and I love you and thank you for everything, especially the halloween kit kats I ate this morning.

Long Time No See

Oh my gosh you guys I swear I have been stranded with no internet for like a year, really it was only a week but it felt like a year. A life without internet is no life at all. Not a lot has happened this week though just the regular fencing, belly dancing, my car getting written on at night outside BF's house. Thats right someone wrote on my car BPG with a black marker and I was up til one thirty doing the whole police report thing. BF has the pictures from it so I'll have to post them later but I just want to say I feel like I have been initiatied into the thug community. I have begun wearing my pants around my knees and throwing gang signs at every oppurtunity and saying things like "Man I'm gonna bust a cap in your butt" while throwing a gang sign with one hand and grabbing my crotch with the other. And I am expecting a call any day now from the King of Thugs and the ultimate piece of man, the hunkiest guy on earth a Mr. Channing Tatum. When I get that phone call I imagine he'll say something like "Yo's welcome to the community. Lets meet up ya'll's and I'll show you how to step up" and I will say "You are such a hunk, PLEASE marry me." and to that he will say" Show me your moves first." to which I will gladly comply and I will WOW him with my belly dancing/fencing combo of moves. And we will live happily ever after with the most thugish and beautiful kids in the world with the exception on Brad and Angelina's kids who our kids will have play dates with. Sorry BF, when I get the call from Channing, you're out. I hope you 'll have no hard feelings.

Best and Longest Saturday Ever

Saturday morning I got up to run a 5K and it was very cold outside and my shoe kept coming untied and I wanted someone to drink a cup of bleach. Then I had a lovely morning with my BFF Stephanie and HGTV. That afternoon I went shopping and got myself a wonderful new coat and wonderfully waxed eyebrows. Then I went to Harmons and while there I met Bob and Randy Harmon. I probably shouldn't have been as excited as I was but I loved every minute of it. I meant to have them sign my receipt but I wasn't fast enough. I just got a picture. So it was a wonderful saturday and its not a wonderful monday I want to strangle some certain persons. And I was tagged but I don't feel like doing that right now so maybe later or tomorrow.