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Let's bow our heads and give thanks that January is over. Hooray for that, except some of January's awfulness has crept into my February of love. Let me explain. My first moments of February were joyful, happy, and full of love, I even wore my favorite red shirt. On the way to school, I saw a lady crossing the street, doing arm pit farts to the cars as she passed. This made me laugh, a lot, maybe because I was not one of the cars she arm pit farted. Then while at school, I had lots of nice day dreams about summer and swimsuits and beaches. I then enjoyed a nice walk in beautiful weather across campus to the computer center where I was to quickly take a test and be finished with a section in that class. That is when remnants of January found their awful ugly way into my beautiful February. I retrieved my folder for the class, preparing to take my test and I notice that I am not cleared for testing. I approach the counter where the teachers are and ask "May I take the test?" To which, they look at my folder and reply "No you need to fix an assignment." "I am not graded on these assignments and even if I don't re-do this one assignment, I should still be able to take the test because I have all the others, so says this guideline. And I would rather just take the test than waste the time re-doing this assignment that I am not graded on anyway." "Well we can't approve you to test until all of these are cleared." I then ask "Well what exactly is wrong with the assignment?" This is honestly the answer that I got " Your slashes are going to the wrong way." Naturally I burst into fits of laughter because surely they must be joking. I think this is when it really started to go down hill. I look her in the eyes and say "You're joking right? You are not seriously preventing me from taking the test because my slashes are leaning to the right instead of the left?" "Well the assignment is wrong and needs to be corrected." "I am not going to waste the time re-doing this because my slashes are the wrong way." "I can't approve you for testing until it is corrected and resubmitted." We then had a short staring slash glaring contest. I walked away, flipping her off with my eyes, corrected the assignment and turned it back in. "Oh great are you ready to take the test now?" "No actually, I am fuming and I'm going to come back later when you are not here." I left the computer center and took the same walk that was so beautiful before only this time, I walked it in tears of frustration. Trust me I looked really sane walking across campus bawling and cussing, not quietly either. My once pleasant day dreams turned into snowy, cold, January day dreams of death and destruction of the computer center by toilet papering and spray paint. And not even pretty glittery spray paint, but ugly black and poopy brown spray paint. 20 minutes of crying, another 20 minutes of fuming and cussing and slamming things around, and 1 piece of cake later, I am feeling the love of February again. On a positive note, I have decided that it has been more than a year since the demise of my last relationship and I am ready for a new BF. I haven't decided on who it will be yet but I'm leaning towards Channing Tatum, or Jude Law.

What did I just put into my mouth?

I know the title sounds like some weird porn but trust me its worse than that. Sometimes weird things happen, things that have never happened before and will probably never happen again. Things that you can come up with explanations for but never really know what made it happen. This morning one of those things happened. It happened while brushing my teeth. I was almost finished with the entire process, I was rinsing my mouth out not really paying much attention until I spit the water out of my mouth and it was black. I thought 'huh that's weird I would have thought for sure if it were to be any color it would be pink cause I just ate an entire package of Swedish fish.' I then looked at the water coming from the tap, it was running black. And then it was gone, back to normal. Like a bad horror film where some creature or curse is coming through the tap to do away with me cause I watched some movie or climbed the wrong tree or something. Needless to say I was more than a little worried that I was going to die or be haunted for at least the rest of the afternoon. I mean I had just put black water in my mouth, that is more than a little unsettling. So far I have been fine but if in 7 days or maybe some other amount of time, you hear about a woman turning into a pool of haunted ghostly mud, or her insides were eaten out by some kind of black watery creature from another world, it was me. And just be prepared to tell the authorities that it started in my bathroom on Sunday around 11 am.

Exposed

I have made my blog unprivate once again and my computer is telling me unprivate isn't a word but I disagree. I am not sure what inspired the decision but I was just tired of having to type in email address after email address so people could read it. I also decided that if people want to be upset about what I write I don't care. That is their choice and they can stick a rod up their bum. That is all.

Too Lazy

I was going to update my blog but I'm feeling rather lazy today. I have done this since I got up at 11: 2 loads of laundry, ate 2 helpings of apple crisp and 2 helpings of death by chocolate dessert. I think typing this is just too much. I'm done.

My Endless Love

I have a new love and I can't get enough of it. I started watching the show Glee when it first came out then I cancelled my TV service but I recently discovered Hulu and caught myself up on all the episodes I missed. Oh my goodness I love that show so so much. I can't get enough of it. My favorite gLee moment is when Mr. Schuester and Rachel sing Endless Love. You should youtube it most definitely. After singing the song, Rachel develops a teacher crush to which Mr. Schuester sings to her this ballad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_UOGzEh2hs&feature=related

It made even me fall in love with Mr. Schuester. Well I was in love with him already but still I love him even more now. It is my favorite episode thus far and I keep watching it over and over.

Giddy Up

Last night, a boy I will call Mr. Dillinger, lured me out of my nice warm and comfortable bed with the offer to see a movie I have been wanting to see for a long time. It was the latest showing and we were the only ones in attendance. Did we make out? Yes. Do I have that giddy sort of I made out in a movie theater like a teenager sort of feeling today? Hahahahaha YES! I loved it so much and I am loving my day today because of it.

Rain Rain Go Away

The rain has forced me inside today (where I usually am during the winter but I usually have to option of grabbing a jacket and going outside if I want). It has been raining since the beginning of time, or at least since Monday, and I just don't appreciate a week of cold, windy, wet weather. I am such a negative nancy when it comes to being cold and it is still January. I know I said this last year but honestly why does January last all year?! I thought it had been three weeks since I last updated my blog but no, it was only a few days ago. Let's talk about the adverse effects rain has on me. Rain for whatever reason makes me feel drowsy and groggy all the time. Not seeing the sun for 4 days does not go over well with me. I love sunshine, it makes me pretty and happy. I keep leaving treats outside on the sidewalk hoping to lure the sun out. It hasn't worked. The rain also makes me want to watch sappy love movies by a fireplace with ho cho and a good looking man to cuddle with and I currently have no good looking men to cuddle with. However, the moisture in the air does wonders for my hair and skin, and who doesn't love the smell of rain, I mean really. But those are the only good things I will say about the rain. I'm gonna leave a Jimmy Dean egg mcmuffin sandwich things out for the sun. The sun on the TV really likes those so maybe this will work.