Sunday, January 31, 2010

What did I just put into my mouth?

I know the title sounds like some weird porn but trust me its worse than that. Sometimes weird things happen, things that have never happened before and will probably never happen again. Things that you can come up with explanations for but never really know what made it happen. This morning one of those things happened. It happened while brushing my teeth. I was almost finished with the entire process, I was rinsing my mouth out not really paying much attention until I spit the water out of my mouth and it was black. I thought 'huh that's weird I would have thought for sure if it were to be any color it would be pink cause I just ate an entire package of Swedish fish.' I then looked at the water coming from the tap, it was running black. And then it was gone, back to normal. Like a bad horror film where some creature or curse is coming through the tap to do away with me cause I watched some movie or climbed the wrong tree or something. Needless to say I was more than a little worried that I was going to die or be haunted for at least the rest of the afternoon. I mean I had just put black water in my mouth, that is more than a little unsettling. So far I have been fine but if in 7 days or maybe some other amount of time, you hear about a woman turning into a pool of haunted ghostly mud, or her insides were eaten out by some kind of black watery creature from another world, it was me. And just be prepared to tell the authorities that it started in my bathroom on Sunday around 11 am.

1 comment:

Stacee Maree said...

OMG! Gross! ELAL (THAT IS THE SOUND OF ME THROWING UP IN MY MOUTH). I can't believe that. Wow I can't even think about this anymore. I hope you don't die, especially by some out of this world monster.
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