What did I just put into my mouth?

I know the title sounds like some weird porn but trust me its worse than that. Sometimes weird things happen, things that have never happened before and will probably never happen again. Things that you can come up with explanations for but never really know what made it happen. This morning one of those things happened. It happened while brushing my teeth. I was almost finished with the entire process, I was rinsing my mouth out not really paying much attention until I spit the water out of my mouth and it was black. I thought 'huh that's weird I would have thought for sure if it were to be any color it would be pink cause I just ate an entire package of Swedish fish.' I then looked at the water coming from the tap, it was running black. And then it was gone, back to normal. Like a bad horror film where some creature or curse is coming through the tap to do away with me cause I watched some movie or climbed the wrong tree or something. Needless to say I was more than a little worried that I was going to die or be haunted for at least the rest of the afternoon. I mean I had just put black water in my mouth, that is more than a little unsettling. So far I have been fine but if in 7 days or maybe some other amount of time, you hear about a woman turning into a pool of haunted ghostly mud, or her insides were eaten out by some kind of black watery creature from another world, it was me. And just be prepared to tell the authorities that it started in my bathroom on Sunday around 11 am.

Exposed

I have made my blog unprivate once again and my computer is telling me unprivate isn't a word but I disagree. I am not sure what inspired the decision but I was just tired of having to type in email address after email address so people could read it. I also decided that if people want to be upset about what I write I don't care. That is their choice and they can stick a rod up their bum. That is all.

Too Lazy

I was going to update my blog but I'm feeling rather lazy today. I have done this since I got up at 11: 2 loads of laundry, ate 2 helpings of apple crisp and 2 helpings of death by chocolate dessert. I think typing this is just too much. I'm done.

My Endless Love

I have a new love and I can't get enough of it. I started watching the show Glee when it first came out then I cancelled my TV service but I recently discovered Hulu and caught myself up on all the episodes I missed. Oh my goodness I love that show so so much. I can't get enough of it. My favorite gLee moment is when Mr. Schuester and Rachel sing Endless Love. You should youtube it most definitely. After singing the song, Rachel develops a teacher crush to which Mr. Schuester sings to her this ballad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_UOGzEh2hs&feature=related

It made even me fall in love with Mr. Schuester. Well I was in love with him already but still I love him even more now. It is my favorite episode thus far and I keep watching it over and over.

Giddy Up

Last night, a boy I will call Mr. Dillinger, lured me out of my nice warm and comfortable bed with the offer to see a movie I have been wanting to see for a long time. It was the latest showing and we were the only ones in attendance. Did we make out? Yes. Do I have that giddy sort of I made out in a movie theater like a teenager sort of feeling today? Hahahahaha YES! I loved it so much and I am loving my day today because of it.

Rain Rain Go Away

The rain has forced me inside today (where I usually am during the winter but I usually have to option of grabbing a jacket and going outside if I want). It has been raining since the beginning of time, or at least since Monday, and I just don't appreciate a week of cold, windy, wet weather. I am such a negative nancy when it comes to being cold and it is still January. I know I said this last year but honestly why does January last all year?! I thought it had been three weeks since I last updated my blog but no, it was only a few days ago. Let's talk about the adverse effects rain has on me. Rain for whatever reason makes me feel drowsy and groggy all the time. Not seeing the sun for 4 days does not go over well with me. I love sunshine, it makes me pretty and happy. I keep leaving treats outside on the sidewalk hoping to lure the sun out. It hasn't worked. The rain also makes me want to watch sappy love movies by a fireplace with ho cho and a good looking man to cuddle with and I currently have no good looking men to cuddle with. However, the moisture in the air does wonders for my hair and skin, and who doesn't love the smell of rain, I mean really. But those are the only good things I will say about the rain. I'm gonna leave a Jimmy Dean egg mcmuffin sandwich things out for the sun. The sun on the TV really likes those so maybe this will work.

Blow Out the Candles

I wish I could say I am in a better mood than I was earlier but compared to my mood now, I was in a fantastic mood a few hours ago. I just spent close to 2 hours watching a video from my computer literacy class on how to turn in assignments for the class. I am really trying to have a good attitude about it like hey its an easy A. All I have to do is put in the time, but honestly, its a waste of time. And the instructor on the video treats me like I am a child. Yeah I know it's prerecorded and that annoys me even more. My intelligence it insulted and it has put me in a sour mood, so I am going to blow off some steam with Pandora, blogging, and banana chips. I love Pandora, they are so magic by knowing all of my favorite musics before I even know it and I prefer dried fruit to real fruit. I am not sure why that is but dried banana is so much better tasting than regular banana. Also I can whine and complain to you guys all I want because what are you going to do? Tell me to shut up? That doesn't mean anything because by the time you do I'm finished complaining and I have probably moved on to something else to be annoyed by. Oh and on a side whine I cut my thumb on the inside bend and it is swollen and ouchy. Ok I am done, well for now anyway. I think I need to dance, Zumba it is!

Another January

I just paid 96 dollars for a traffic citation. Suck. January sucks always. That is all.

Blah!!!

So school has started, the first week is almost over. I hate two of my classes already. They are required online courses for the teaching of how to use a computer and how to use a library. I just took 50 minutes to listen to an ephing video on what I need to do to learn how to take a class on how to use the computer and I did this on the computer. The state of Utah is ruh tarded and I am in a bitter mood about it. Dear CIS 1200 I would rather die a thousand deaths by being eaten by a lion than be patronized by an old lady doing web seminars about how to use the web. Stupid EFFING class!!!

Happy New Year!

I have already accomplished so much in the 6 days of this year. I have registered for school (a week before it starts, classy I know) I have showered once or twice. I have slept, a lot and I have eaten, a lot. I always find it difficult to return to eating human sized portions after eating elephant sized portions that I eat all holiday season. I got a ticket for running a stop sign (I totally paused, the cop was just in a bad mood for sure). And now I have updated my blog. What a productive 6 days!