I'm so Good

I am really good at throwing things into the trash can when no one is around. This is why I could never have been on the basketball team no matter how tall I am. Well that and I hate basketball and basketball shorts, so unflattering. I am also really good at getting hives over a class presentation. If my presentation is going to be mediocre at best, shouldn't I at least be able to look pretty? I guess not because my face is breaking out like I rubbed it in straight zit causing oil. Also I can't breathe. I am not cut out for this being the teacher for the day stuff. Some one get me a brown paper bag. I can use it for when I am hyperventilating and to cover my seemingly pubescent face.