The BF does many strange things. Like he buys us new toothbrushes EVERY TIME we go to the store. This means that some weeks, I get a new toothbrush every other day. No joke. He is so strange about toothbrushes. But not as strange as he is about other things. For example:
BF: "Babe, come take some garlic to kill your worms."
Me: "But I don't have worms."
BF: We all have worms. And besides it is cold and flu season, garlic is natures antibiotic. Come take some. I saw you eat those gummy life savers now you have to take garlic.
Me: *under my breath* damn it I was so sneaky about those life savers.
BF: No you weren't.
Me: How did you hear that?!
Damn he is good. And not that I had many friends before but some day the smell of garlic will ooze from my being and I will be left with even fewer friends. I think this is his plan to make me as antisocial as he is. Again, damn he's good.
2 comments:
You don't have to take garlic... just Juice Plus and then you will not be stinky. You must convert him to the good-smelling I-choose-to-design-my-body-for-maximum-health stuff and then you will not smell.
I love and when you have kids that new toothbrush every other day won't be such a bad thing. I should start doing that? And yeah please take airborn or something else that won't make you so stinky. How was christmas btw?
manis
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